You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
