stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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