Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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