yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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