Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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