you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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