Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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