it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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