i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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