1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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