He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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