I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
apparently the secret to your success is patron
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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