You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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