So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
PANTIES FOUND
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