there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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