Do you still have your period?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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