God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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