I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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