chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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