so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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