ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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