They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm like, not good at living.
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I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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