Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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