we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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