So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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