ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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