So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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