There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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