I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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