Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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