Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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