No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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