yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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