Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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