I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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