I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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