Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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