I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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