i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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