i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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