break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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