i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I got inside last night via doggy door
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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