Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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