The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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