gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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