dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My dick has a subreddit
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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