My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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