I faked an abortion last night.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He has the fingertips of a God
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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