i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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