i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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