Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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