he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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