I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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