he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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