they need to just BURY HIM!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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