When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize