I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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